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Rules For Dating My Daughter1. If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as hell not picking anything up.Rules For Dating My Daughter
2. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her as long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.
3. I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys to wear trousers so loose that they are falling off their hips. Don't take this as an insult: you and all of your friends are morons. But I want to be fair and open minded about this, so I propose this: you may come to the door with you
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Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says...
"Oh shit...the Bitch is awake!!"
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Avatar by ~nemi-251
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Chimpanzee riding on a segway!!
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"Jeez, Paul, don't you freaking have a home of our own?"
GOSH!
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~OBVIOUS THINGS
Toy Story 3 is gonna kick ASS!
New Moon will be a let down.
McDonalds makes everyone obese.
Deviantart is the best site in the world!
'The Game' will live on forever!
~Avatar Base by =Tzyoku
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Héàvén doésn't wànt mé ànd Héll's àfràiid ii'll tàké ovér.... cùz ii'm bùiilt 4 siin
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And the sky is full of dreams
But you don't know how to fly
I'm a Twilighter! yay!
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"Oh, you'll get over it it's just a crush." -Edward Cullen
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And all my days are trances, And all my nightly dreams, Are where thy dark eye glances, And where thy footstep gleams -- In what ethereal dances, By what eternal streams.
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I'M in L ove with Y ou darl ING
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I hate tWHYlight with all my heart and soul
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